What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

Can you tell me a depressing story?

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

Me : Thank you.

Summer here, the one who debunks atheism. Isn’t it funny how atheists always say they prefer a “no-nonsense, evidence-based approach” to understanding the world, but when I bring up logical arguments for theism, they suddenly clam up?

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

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He : So, are you seeing someone?

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

He : I'm 24.

If you could go back and rewrite the Legend of Korra, what would you change, and why?

Me : I don't drink coffee also

He : Tea ?

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

How much should one budget to travel for 1 month generally?

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

Why isn't bestiality illegal in most states? If children can't consent, then animals DEFINITELY can't consent. Why is being a pedophile a crime but zoophilia is not?

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

Me : Because it's month of August.

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

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Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

Me : Sure.

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

Which bands became massively popular for covering songs rather than recording originals?

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

Why cant I sleep even tho I am sleepy? I am not anxious or worried but my body just doesn't want to. I've been awake for almost 2 days and feel sleepy but I cant sleep. My doctor said its anxiety related but its not. Is this normal?

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

Why does my girlfriend keep asking me if I love her?

Me : No

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

What life lesson did you learn the hard way?

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

He : Then let's have some coffee

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

Me : I don't drink